Pink Panther on the Prowl for Kim’s Jewels
“Keeping up with the Kardashians” may not just be the title of the show- it seems that it has become the roadmap for robbers, in France, who were looking to “Eat Cake” Ironically all the so called, “experts” maintain that the most recent robbery of Kim Kardashian was due to her real-time posting on the internet. The tech savvy robbers were tracking her moves for the ideal location to commit the crime. These same “experts” went so far as to suggest that in the future Kim should not post live. However, the problem with their suggestions to not post in real time would actually defeat the purpose of her real time post. It is my best guestimate that Kim gets paid for driving traffic to the places she visits to which her followers would only visit these places simply because she is there with the belief that if they hurry to the location they would be able to see her or possibly see themselves in an episode of her television show- thus if she were to post afterwards there would be no reason for her fans to populate those places; Real-time post drive real fans to real events that create news in real time which in turn creates revenue.
All things considered, the “experts” offer everything but how the Real Pink Panther, “French Inspectors” were going to catch the robbers. ULM reached out the Real Pink Panther himself and obtained following exclusive:
ULM: Do you think you can solve this crime?
ULM: Are there any suspects?
PP: At the moment we have a few photos but we are in the process of reverse tracking the suspects
ULM: Could you explain what reverse track entails.
PP: As the experts have alluded the suspects seem to have been following Mrs. Kardashian-West. France is different from America we have more leeway to access records of internet use. In our tech arsenal, we have a program by the name MA1492. What this program does is comb internet traffic for everybody who was logged into the social media site in question through their phone’s IP address and track the movement of these phones IP addresses which lead to the location of the robbery. Thus far, we have discovered the route robbers used to leave the scene which is how we were able to obtain photos that since have been used to eliminate other photos we had from all the phones in the area around the crime scene. It is a fact that we know who they are and expect that they will be in custody soon.
ULM: Wow! All I can say is Viva la France.
IN FACT … video has just been released showing the “assumed” thieves many thought was a ploy by Kim.